Early Tuesday morning, hundreds of penguin and human swimmers were saved from certain disaster. In a bold and daring move, SuperL intervened between the beach goers and a pod of killer whales on the hunt. Witnesses to the confrontation say the whales at first assumed menacing postures when the young superhero bonked them on the snout and demanded they reconsider their breakfast menu. "I thought SuperL was whale toast for sure," said one young penguin.Another witness, a psychologist, offered a more detailed description of the exchange between boy and whales. "SuperL posed some thought-provoking questions that really made the whales stop and deliberate. Questions like, Do you really want everyone to fear you? In the end, can an adherent to the power principle legitimately claim any morality? And, do you really think penguins will taste very good when they have been camping for days with limited access to porta-potties?"
It seems the whales determined the answer to all these questions is NO. Further details suggest they visited a while with SuperL, tasted some vegetarian options growing near the coral reef, and said they would try some zooplankton like their cousins the right whales prefer. Within an hour of their original planned attack on penguins, the whales were spotted far from shore, heading south toward antarctic waters.
Protestors around the world reacted to news of SuperL's peacemaking with renewed commitment to end the US government's pursuit of the youngest superbro. The marches and gatherings assumed a more peaceful atmosphere, however, perhaps in emulation of the boy some are now calling The Whale Whisperer. 
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