NYC at a Standstill!
Some New York City crowd members claimed to have spotted SuperMom in Sax Fifth Avenue in the mid-morning. Those sightings have not been confirmed. A close confidante of the Super family admitted, however, that the super mother joined her for lunch wearing the latest Christian Dior pantsuit. "It was to die for. SuperMom arrived late for lunch and had forgotten to cut the tags off her clothes, so I suspect she just bought that ensemble today."
SuperH confirmed rumors that the boys of summer are on sit-down strike to show solidarity with the SuperBros. He denied having instigated the strike, but in a press conference today, Derek Jeeter revealed that SuperH's buddies in the NFL brought pressure to bear on their friends in the major league.
And one participant in a go-cart protest warned that his group would keep the Los Angeles freeway shut-down indefinitely until SuperL was free of all charges for conspiring with militant penguins and given a formal government apology. In cars sporting the slogan SuperY's Our Guy, the go-cart drivers appeared resolved. When asked how they would access food from the interstate, they alluded to plans for an airdrop of rations.
Meanwhile, SuperM and SuperL have not been sighted in public since the protest began. The unusually well-coiffed penguins in the Patagonia coast occupation have sparked speculation that SuperM may have joined that protest. SuperL may also be in Argentina, in disguise to blend in with the crowd.
Cities around the world were paralyzed today when millions of people took to the streets to demand the U.S. government call off its search for SuperL. The SuperBros visited several of the marches, signing autographs and helping young children cut to the front of the line at porta-potties provided for the use of protestors. "People don't realize how much smaller kids' bladders are than adults," said SuperH. "We know it's hard on everyone to cram into these streets and stand-up for our bro's freedom. We don't want it to be even harder on little kids when they really have to go."
SuperY was unavailable for comment. It seems the crowds in the world's streets were overrun with candy bars and soda. SuperY was sighted in various locations around the globe exchanging apples, bananas and water for junk food.
Some New York City crowd members claimed to have spotted SuperMom in Sax Fifth Avenue in the mid-morning. Those sightings have not been confirmed. A close confidante of the Super family admitted, however, that the super mother joined her for lunch wearing the latest Christian Dior pantsuit. "It was to die for. SuperMom arrived late for lunch and had forgotten to cut the tags off her clothes, so I suspect she just bought that ensemble today."
SuperH confirmed rumors that the boys of summer are on sit-down strike to show solidarity with the SuperBros. He denied having instigated the strike, but in a press conference today, Derek Jeeter revealed that SuperH's buddies in the NFL brought pressure to bear on their friends in the major league.
And one participant in a go-cart protest warned that his group would keep the Los Angeles freeway shut-down indefinitely until SuperL was free of all charges for conspiring with militant penguins and given a formal government apology. In cars sporting the slogan SuperY's Our Guy, the go-cart drivers appeared resolved. When asked how they would access food from the interstate, they alluded to plans for an airdrop of rations.Meanwhile, SuperM and SuperL have not been sighted in public since the protest began. The unusually well-coiffed penguins in the Patagonia coast occupation have sparked speculation that SuperM may have joined that protest. SuperL may also be in Argentina, in disguise to blend in with the crowd.
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