SuperBros Weekend Update

As protests for SuperL continue around the world for a third day, stories of Super family sightings are emerging from the penguin occupation of coastal Patagonia. SuperBros.org has confirmed that SuperM and SuperL have joined the occupation. The two Supers have preserved their anonymity by remaining in disguise. This image exclusive to SuperBros.org shows the uncanny resemblance between these “penguins” at the occupation and SuperL and SuperM. CIA agents that have infiltrated the occupation are so far unaware of the disguised duo.

SuperMom has openly joined the occupation at the invitation of the Argentine government. “SuperMom is a voice for common sense,” the minister of foreign relations explained. “We expedited a visa for her and her older sons in hopes they will act as liaisons with the leadership of PISSED OFF NOW. We hope they will help broker a peaceful resolution to the current situation."

SuperY and SuperH spent the day amidst the penguin flocks, avoiding contact with SuperL and M. With CIA agents shadowing their movements, they apparently didn’t want to risk drawing attention to their fugitive sibling. In typical super style, since their arrival the Super family has averted disaster for various penguins and people. In his most dramatic rescue of the day, SuperY was sighted kicking in the afterburners on his go-cart to save a baby penguin. Snagging the penguin in mid-air as she cart-wheeled off a cliff edge, SuperY almost tipped his rig into the rock-riddled ocean below. “I sure hope SuperMom didn’t see that one,” the superhero exclaimed after the close call. “She’s been a little upset with my driving lately. Something about the car insurance going up after I had a little fender bender last month.” When questioned further about the nature of his fender bender, SuperY said he accidentally drove through the neighbor’s living room.

When asked for comment on SuperY’s cliff-side heroism, SuperMom chastised reporters. “Don’t encourage that sort of behavior! Heroism my butt – reckless driving is what it is! You reporters need to learn to call a spade a spade.” Patting her hair back into place, the famous super mother winked and added, “But what a brave little peanut, eh?”

While SuperY was atop the Patagonia cliffs, SuperH was sighted in the ocean. The young superhero seemed to be serpentining through the coral reef in an effort to lose his CIA tail. Fortunately for the agent, when his scuba tank ran out of oxygen SuperH swam him to the surface. At last report, a throng of reporters surrounded the agent on the beach. The Patagonian authorities are organizing a press conference to share the details of the rescue. It's assumed the Argentinians will also express their displeasure that U.S. spies are operating illegally in their country.

Local officials were overheard speculating that perhaps today’s super rescues will provide the U.S government a face-saving excuse to drop their pursuit of SuperL.

International pressure for SuperL amnesty is mounting. For the time being, the youngest super bro is free. He is surrounded constantly by a detail of bodyguards thirty deep. When questioned about their strategy for protecting SuperL, a spokes-penguin for the guards refused to provide any details except to say, “Our defense tactics involve a large quantity of guano.”