The SuperBros

For those few souls in the world unfamiliar with the SuperBros, we offer this basic introduction to the family.

SuperY – His preferred mode of transport is a turbo-charged go-kart that some say they have seen airborne in the night sky (his popularity with the paparazzi makes it necessary for him to travel under cover of darkness.) SuperY’s mission is to rid the world of unhealthy eating and bad dietary choices. All that’s required to summon SuperY to the rescue is the sound of a candy bar wrapper or bag of chips being torn open.

SuperH – Scouted by the NFL but dedicated to remaining a free agent, SuperH helps young people everywhere learn to play a better game of football. In his free time he has been witnessed wrestling bad guys in the movie industry into making less violent, more family-friendly films. SuperH prefers to swim to his destinations, and has been accidentally caught by fishermen several times. In the interest of SuperH’s well-being, friends of the SuperBros ask that all fishermen adopt a catch-and-release only policy.

SuperL – A friend to penguins everywhere, SuperL is on the lam and wanted by the FBI!! He was last seen in the penguin pond vicinity of the Tacoma Zoo. If you have information on the whereabouts of SuperL, either call your local police, or, if you prefer to keep solidarity with penguins and Superheroes everywhere, tell no one. Loose lips sink ships.

SuperMom – Some think she was a body double for Brett Favre, playing many of his games in his stead and thereby allowing him to extend his career to a bizarrely long duration. But SuperMom refutes this theory, stating her work riding herd on three young superheroes and rescuing homeless Saint Bernards is ever-demanding and leaves her no time for anything so frivolous as Packers Football.

SuperMike – The enemy of bad hair everywhere, SuperMike is a dedicated photographer of all things Super Family. He has also been known to rescue the occasional stranded whale on beaches worldwide. The FBI currently seeks SuperMike for questioning, as his images of SuperL in the fateful moments before he dropped the famed Arch Bridge and subsequent visit with the Tacoma penguins are considered crucial evidence in the case the powers-that-be are building against the young superhero for conspiring with militant penguins.