This just in!!

A London chimney sweep (yeah, who knew there were still chimney sweeps in London??) reported that last night his life was saved by a trio of young toughs from America. The sweep was dangling from a drainpipe on the edge of a roof, facing a four-story drop to his certain demise, when someone wrapped a rope around his chest and yelled, “Gun it, Y!!” The sweep was yanked up over the edge of the roof to safety by what he describes as “a go-kart kind of a thing.”

When asked why he called his saviors “toughs”, the sweep replied, “I was mighty shook up after my rescue and started to light up a smoke to calm my nerves. One of the boys that was up on the roof with me there grabbed the cigarette out of my mouth, the pack of smokes out of my hand, and hurled ‘em both down the sewer grate, four stories below in the street. I ask ye, What kind of young tough takes a man’s cancer sticks, er, I mean cigs, from ‘im??”

The chimney sweep offered the following details about his rescuers:
One of the boys drove a souped-up go-kart.
One of the boys had an NFL-quality throwing arm (the one that tossed the cigarettes in the gutter).
The boy that wrapped the rope around the chimney sweep had hands that smelled like anchovies, of a type preferred by penguins.

Based on these descriptions, Scotland Yard has concluded that the three young “toughs” are the SuperBros.

When contacted for a statement about the incident, SuperMom expressed pride in her boys’ commitment to the salvation and well-being of humankind, but added that she in no way condoned their violation of curfew to be roaming the streets of London at all hours of Greenwich standard time.

When asked by the SuperBros news service if he had any photos of the young superheroes’ latest exploit, SuperMike, official photographer for the Super Family, refused to comment.